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me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
concert tickets: way too expensive
concert tickets: too far away
concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
concert tickets: 18-year limit
me: but
concert tickets: No.

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grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

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